Ew.

I would like to know what the deal is with old ladies and stinky perfume. It seems there is a near-universal theme here; old lady equals repugnant stench of perfume probably as old as they are that will melt your face off if you stand near it for too long because they bathed in it then sprayed it on from head to toe.

Is that why their wrinkles are so saggy? Because their perfume is melting their faces? Can they even smell it? Has it singed out all of their nose hairs? Do you lose your sense of smell when you get old? Do they think it's a preservative? Or do they think that the horrid smell will distract people from the fact that they're old? Do they purposely try to knock people unconscious? Are they trying to leave a scent trail in case they die?